Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
