Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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