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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"

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(815): View more from Illinois

just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i just sold back the books i vomitted on

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry

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(765): View more from Indiana

I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.

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