batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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