I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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