About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
NoShamevember. You game?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
