If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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