Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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