This girl is more easily done than said...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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