So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
