you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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