they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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