okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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