why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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