alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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