Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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