are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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