There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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