and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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