That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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