i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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