how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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