In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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