It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
