Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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