Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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