Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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