I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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