They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Randomize
