we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
No subtext here. People are naked.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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