There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I don't think brook has ever known best
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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