There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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