I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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