i jhust puked up my retainher.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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