pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
