we're blogging at a bar
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
i out mim tonsoeep
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