Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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