I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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