I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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