This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
