brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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