About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Randomize
