i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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