uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
