Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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