Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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