Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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