awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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