she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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