puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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