I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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