yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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