Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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