Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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